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[swordboning]

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[swordboning]

You'll have to prove that to me first.

[Wow, not jumping to stop her. Because this is a huge mess.]

[codere]

[ This is how a protagonist ends up on a dead end.

Casually tossing her shirt at his face. While she doesn't have RIPPLING JOJOS ABS, she does look to have the muscle to support all of her target practice. No notable scars either.

... at least she has a sports bra on?? SO IT'S NOT AS LIFE THREATENING AS IT COULD BE. ]

See? I'm just as fit as Saber, if not more.

... does it please you? [ WHY. ]

[swordboning]

[Rubbing his chin.]

You'll do for the moment. We're going to do some more work to bring you up to an acceptable level as a Master.

[codere]

I'll do anything you ask. [ WHY... ]

[swordboning]

Finish eating then. After that, we're working out.

[codere]

[ She hates working out... usually! Today she seems to think it'd be great, especially since Archer is going to be there with her. Politely stuffing her face full of breakfast, she addresses him with a mouth full. ]

And then what are we doing after that?

[swordboning]

I honestly haven't thought that far ahead.

[codere]

We could end up hot and sweaty... so maybe we should take a nice relaxing shower together.

[ This time her blushing is so fake. ] Ahhhh how could I suggest something like that out loud when I'm like this??

[swordboning]

[Only because she suggested it.]

I'll do whatever my Master orders.

[codere]

[ Now she's falling off the side of the bed at that. How can he casually agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[swordboning]

It looks like we're going to have to work on your balance too.

[codere]

[ Whimpering. ] There's nothing wrong with my balance.

What is wrong is how you're behaving. It's so, so, it's so unlike you!

[ She manages to say without pointing out the flaws in her own characterization. ]

[swordboning]

Hardly? I always do what you say. That's what's proper for a Servant.

[But, you know. He tends to avoid this stuff. But MUSCLES.]

[codere]

No, I'm the one who should be doing as you say. I want to be the one that's bossed around in the bedroom.

[ He has his muscles and she has her kinks WHY. ]

[swordboning]

Maybe you should have been the Servant. Unfortunately, that role can't be switched.

[Not right now, while he's in MUSCLE STATE.]

[codere]

Why not? It... it can be fun to do a role reversal especially while you're showing off.

[ This is too embarrassing why. ]

[swordboning]

If you order it, perhaps.

[Otherwise, it would be so unconventional.]