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[swordboning]

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[swordboning]

Though judging by your look right now, you like having someone who will push you around. Fine then.

[Totally taking advantage of her full mouth.]

[codere]

[ Throwing her chopsticks across the table at his stupid face.

Only so that she can use both of her hands to cover her face. IS SHE BLUSHING ABOUT THIS?? POSSIBLY?? ]

[swordboning]

[Cool men don't dodge chopsticks. They just get hit.

And smirk, lord. He didn't expect it to be that good.]

[codere]

[ Somehow she manages to swallow that mouthful but she doesn't scream. Nope, she's too embarrassed by what he said to even raise her voice a little. ]

You s-shouldn't talk about inappropriate things at supper.

[swordboning]

The only reason it was inappropriate is because you think of it like that. It makes me wonder where your mind is traveling.

[Oh, he knows exactly where it is. He is just being a bully now.]

[codere]

[ Meanwhile she's silently regretting that she threw her chopsticks. Now she has nothing to eat with. May as well pick at her food with her fingers and be gross as usual. ]

You said it, you pervert. Don't try to paint me in a lewd manner.

[swordboning]

How exactly am I being perverted? Your mind dove straight into the gutter just now.

[He just offers his own chopsticks. Because even he wouldn't offer the ones that fell on the floor.]

[codere]

[ She has her fingers, thank you very much. Though she'll take them after licking her fingers clean. ]

If you didn't want me to think of it that way, you should have phrased it better.

[swordboning]

And how would have you phrased it? So I can know in the future.

[Come on Rin, tell him.]

[codere]

If you want me to flirt with you, just ask.

[ Otherwise she's going to shove her mouth full of food. ]

[swordboning]

Or, in your case, force you to do it.

[Don't spit it at him, please.]

[codere]

[ No, she's not that savage. Some day when he really pisses her off, she'll spit his food out. For now, it's too good. It feels as if she hasn't eaten in weeks. ]

You didn't have any sex while I was out? What does that say about you, I wonder.

[swordboning]

Do you want a serious answer to that question or were you just seeking a way to one up me?

[codere]

[ HE ISN'T DENYING IT OUTRIGHT. She may be fretting a little on the inside. ]

I wouldn't believe you anyway. Who would want to kiss you much less have sex with you?

[swordboning]

I've never taken the time to ask. Since you bring it up, I think I should take the time to find out.

[codere]

What do you mean by that?!

[ He wouldn't dare ask the network. That's a post she would remove instantly upon seeing the alert. ]

[swordboning]

Aside from you, it's never really crossed my mind. I'm almost curious at this point.

[codere]

You're not curious. [ Shoving her mouth full and speaking while there's still food present. ]

You're not curious at all.

What a stupid thing to be curious about if you were. Are you daft, Archer? If so, then you may just be curious about this stupid thing which absolutely no one else would be curious about in the slightest!

[swordboning]

That sounds less like a statement and more like a dictation.

I'll ask around.

[codere]

Stupid! [ Fine, he can ask around. ]

I'll do the same.

I imagine there would be more people willing to have sex with me than they would with you.

[swordboning]

That's a poor attempt to make me jealous. Nearly every guy would probably not admit it but wouldn't turn down a chance with you. I'm not under some ridiculous illusion that you're unattractive.

[codere]

Women too. [ Just saying. ]

I wouldn't be foolish enough to try to make you jealous anyway. If someone said they liked me and you approved of them, I bet you would try to push us together instead of remaining at my side.

[swordboning]

You have a mistaken view of what I would do.

Namely that I would never approve of anyone to be with you. I may allow you to do what you wish but there is one truth to be had. I can find no one more perfect as a partner than you.

[codere]

Eh? [ That's too sincere of a thing for him to say. ]

S-Shut up. [ Because that's the appropriate thing to say in return. ] You can't be serious.

[swordboning]

No, I happen to be pretty serious when I say that.

[S-A-P-P-Y.

Thankfully Rin doesn't seem to mind in her tsundere way.]