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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

You told me to so I really had no choice.

[psycholawgy]

You totally had a choice.

[swordboning]

A choice where you nag me to death until I caved? That's not much of a choice.

[psycholawgy]

That is not how I am at all. I thought we talked about this already? No judging.

[swordboning]

I'm hardly judging. That's just how it would turn out.

[psycholawgy]

It wouldn't have, to stop thinking and saying it.

But, like I said. Thank you for the chocolate.

[swordboning]

If you insist. Arguing the point is boring either way.

[Who is super bad at taking thanks? Archer is.]

[psycholawgy]

Can you say "You're welcome?"

[swordboning]

Why should I say that? I made the chocolate willingly so it's not like I need a special response, which means you don't need one either.

[psycholawgy]

Archer, there's really so much darkness in your heart. I wish I could help you.

[swordboning]

Don't even think about trying. You'll only make yourself cry.

[psycholawgy]

I've done a lot of crying growing up. I'll be fine.

[swordboning]

I wouldn't exactly say it's something you should be happy about. Crying is pointless.

[psycholawgy]

It's okay to cry, especially when you're really sad. But you know what I learned from my boss? You should smile even in the toughest of times. So I'm not that much of a crybaby anymore.

[ THAT'S TOTALLY A LIE YOU TOTALLY SOBBED ARCHER'S DUMB STORY jfc ]

[swordboning]

You could have completely fooled me. I could tell you a sad story and you'd burst out in tears.

[psycholawgy]

[ Okay, that actually makes her laugh irl. ]

But the tears don't last long! That's what matters.

[swordboning]

No, I'm pretty sure what matters is the part where you actually cry.

[psycholawgy]

No. What matters is how long the tears flow. And how much noise I make while crying.

[swordboning]

I'm telling you, doing it in the first place is the problem.

[psycholawgy]

Don't tell me you've never cried.

[swordboning]

I won't deny that. But it's been so long ago, I can't remember when it happened last. My tear ducts are probably completely dry by now.

[psycholawgy]

I win!

[ Win what exactly, I don't know. ]

[swordboning]

I wasn't aware we were playing a game.

[psycholawgy]

Me neither, but it makes me feel glad to know that you've cried before.

[swordboning]

I'll remove your joy by saying the last time tears came from my eyes, they were probably tears of betrayal and shame.