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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

Who do you think you're asking, Natalia?

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[poised]

[Hmph. Arrogant as ever.

... though considering the fact that this is her ball, she can hardly mind.]

Then I trust that everything will be perfect.

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[swordboning]

If I do anything less than that, I'll be disappointed in myself.

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[multiglyphs]

Your Secret Santa is Ken Kaneki. Have fun!

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[poised]

Then I do believe that would make the two of us.

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[swordboning]

Try not to be so smug about it.

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[poised]

Well look who's talking!

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[swordboning]

Yes, I know I'm Archer and I'm holding this conversation.

[Smart-ass.]

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[codere]

ARCHER *MIDDLE NAME HERE* *LAST NAME HERE* !!
Who do you think you are signing me up for something without telling me about it in the first place ??

Now I have to spend cash money on someone I don't really like !!

[ Just... another day with dealing with Rin. ]

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[swordboning]

You'll end up patting yourself on the back in the end so enjoy it.

[codere]

Why do you think I would do that ?!
It isn't in the spirit of Christmas or whatever it's called to behave that way.
This is a selfless holiday, you idiot !!

[swordboning]

Have you celebrated Christmas before? This is a serious question since I don't quite know these kinds of details about your past.

[In case she thought it was sarcasm. Text isn't awesome at that.]

[codere]

I don't remember.
I might have when I was a little girl, but who remembers their childhood ??

[swordboning]

If it helps, I certainly don't.

But the point of Christmas is the feeling you get when giving gifts. Especially the one where someone opens your gift. So patting yourself on the back is a perfectly legitimate reaction to giving someone a good gift. Does that make sense?

[codere]

[ No, it doesn't help at all. What's so great about being depressed?! ]

Fine.
I'll give this idiot all the things on his wish list.
Of course I'll need your help.
Your gear is superior to the things I could find in the store.

[swordboning]

...a certain idiot, huh? Why do I have yet another bad feeling about this.

[codere]

You only have yourself to blame for signing me up for this sort of thing.
I suppose it's not much of a secret if I go around telling people, but I'll need your help.
Saber's aid as well is to be expected.

[swordboning]

Just tell me what I need to do so I can get it done ahead of time. And I'd like it if you visited me personally at some point.

[codere]

His list consists of a) training equipment b) a tale of true love and c) deep and heartfelt music.
I can handle the last part.
I have an idea that won't involve you.
That's why I need Saber.

Do you want me to visit now ??

[swordboning]

That leaves the first part for me, unless you'd rather me sing a song about our story.

And yes. I'm out where I cook food.

[codere]

OK.

[ It takes her a few minutes to get dressed and to head on out there. Hopefully he didn't grow bored in the meantime.

Also dressing a bit more presentable than usual. IS SHE TRYING TO DRESS NICE FOR HIM?? ]

I want hot chocolate. [ And this is how she greets him. ]

[swordboning]

Of course you do. Do you prefer large marshmallows or small ones?

[Pulling out some mix he made personally. There is someone who orders this stuff on a frequent basis.]

[codere]

Small ones. [ Gives the most shocking answer of all time. ]

With little bits of peppermint chocolate sprinkled on top. Oh, and a chocolate dipped candy cane stick to stir it with.

[swordboning]

[That's a lot to ask for but fine.]

Alright. But if you want all that, I ask for one thing in return. If you give me that, I won't charge a thing.

[codere]

You weren't going to charge me anyway. [ She points out the obvious fault before hoisting herself to sit on the counter. ]

What is it? Normally you just ask outright.