To put this in terms you'd understand, fifty-thousand points unlocks the door. one-hundred thousand would gain your respect and I assume one-hundred and fifty-thousand would mean something more intimate.
If I'm flooding the bathroom, that means I'll drown. Stupid. Don't you know anything?
[THUD! goes her head against the door. ] Archer, your craft is to create any weapon right? If you rip this door off the handle and swing it, doesn't it become a weapon?
So you can just make a new one! [ That's not how it works. ]
I hate to destroy your well thought plans but I get the feeling that any method other than playing this game will fail. That's the kind of things they do there.
Of course you would be able to. You probably have the distinct advantage of being able to read this program's structure and composition, giving you a path to victory. Someone like me would have to rely on instincts and physical skill.
[A rare compliment while Rin is naked in the shower.]
Have you ever been in love? I think a Blacksmith Hero would be too devoted to his craft whereas other heroes have stories involving love or war, usually the latter caused by the first.
[ She doesn't care what he does with his love life. ] I'm going to die in a few minutes.
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[ Why hasn't he figured that out yet?! She kicks the door this time with both of her feet for emphasis. ]
I'm never taking a shower again!
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...I see. If I can score 50,000 points, it'll unlock the door.
[Sigh.]
Sorry, Rin, but I hate video games.
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[ Is that the sound of her entire body slamming into the door? ]
Fifty-thousand points to unlock the door? I'm worth at least one-hundred fifty-thousand!
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That sector is denied to you, Archer! [ And that's the sound of her throwing her fists into the ground.
He's missing a quality temper tantrum here. ]
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Good because I never planned on it. As a matter of fact, I don't plan on playing this game.
[That would require an order! Not the command spell version but one nonetheless.]
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Once the bathroom is full of water, it'll start to leak out everywhere else. The damage will take you weeks to clean up.
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[A beat.]
Don't say you won't because I'll make sure you pay for every cent.
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If I'm flooding the bathroom, that means I'll drown. Stupid. Don't you know anything?
[ THUD! goes her head against the door. ] Archer, your craft is to create any weapon right? If you rip this door off the handle and swing it, doesn't it become a weapon?
So you can just make a new one! [ That's not how it works. ]
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I hate to destroy your well thought plans but I get the feeling that any method other than playing this game will fail. That's the kind of things they do there.
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I wouldn't like that if I was suddenly in another bathroom.
Especially since I left all my clothes out there. [ They're at his feet.
... they're a mess.
Everything about this is a mess. ]
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[Beeps and boops as he pokes around at the game.]
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[ Her shadow peeks from underneath the door as she rests against it. ]
Hey Archer, what kind of game is it? Is it a fun game?
Are you having fun?
I want to play.
Can you lock yourself in the bathroom after?
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[He's playing. Not having fun though.]
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[ Is she clawing at the door? Yes, yes she is. ]
It's so hoooooooot in here. I'm suffocating.
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[A rare compliment while Rin is naked in the shower.]
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[ For further emphasis, she screams again, this time the howl lasting at least fifteen seconds. ]
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In your experience, we've done that already. Despite that, I have no interest in you or your body in that fashion so put it out of your mind.
[Maybe he prefers people who look like Saber??????]
And keep quiet, I'm trying to concentrate.
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[ He does Not but she's angry enough to lie about it. There's no honor when one's trapped in the bathroom. ]
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[His previous statement doesn't change at all, though.
...for now.]
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How far along are you?
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[lol]
Give me a few more minutes.
[He's hovering at about 45,000 but he doesn't think he'll open the door at 50k.]
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[ She doesn't care what he does with his love life. ] I'm going to die in a few minutes.
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[Seriously, Rin? A few minutes?? Moving up to 70k because hey who cares.]
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[ Now it's back to her temper tantrum. ]
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