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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

I know. Which is why I was pushing for a bigger home.

[It literally was. Hard to be lewd like this, wow.

By the way, dropping a bowl of frosting in front of her and pulling shit out of the oven.]

[codere]

[ Picking up the bowl and dunking her fingers into it. She didn't even wash her hand, but she did just get out of the shower. It's all right. ]

We should at least ask Saber--[ And now she's sucking on frosting covered fingers like the gluttonous pig she is. ]--if she wants to move. It'd be her money that's being spent on something like that and she might be perfectly okay with this home.

You're just tired of the junk pile in my room. I think I found a bug in there once, but that's what I get for dumpster diving.

[swordboning]

[The bug comment was the straw that broke the camel's back!!]

While you're out, I'm cleaning the room and making sure its spotless.

[codere]

Archer, there are no bugs here. [ Sighing, she was just teasing him. ]

Have you ever seen a bug here?

Or any kind of animal?

[swordboning]

[STARING.

BUGS ARE

SERIOUS

BUSINESS.]

[codere]

It was a joke. [ Rin explains with a sigh. ]

[swordboning]

I've already made time in my schedule so I'm not turning back now. If you have any complaints, direct them at yourself for bringing it up to me.

[codere]

If you're so worried about bugs, you should make time in your schedule to make sure I wash my hair and get every nook and cranny.

[ Worth a shot. ]

[swordboning]

Is that some roundabout way of asking me to wash your hair?

[codere]

I'm trying to flirt with you, but all I can think about right now are bugs as a result. It's horrible.

[ Shuddering. ]

[swordboning]

You only have yourself to blame. But if you want a day where I somehow give you the makeover treatment, you just need to ask.

[codere]

I accept responsibility.

[ Siiiiighing so hard at that. ] You'd give me a spa day? Wouldn't it be better for me to go to a district better suited for it?

[swordboning]

You could but that would take me out of the equation. Who knows if that makes it more attractive or not.

[codere]

I could return home all pampered and prettied up. I bet you'd die at the sight of me.

[swordboning]

How much would you be willing to bet?

[codere]

If you didn't die at my beauty, I'd kill you. [ Either way, Rin is a winner. ]

[swordboning]

Just finish the cupcakes and I'll take care of your last request so you can go.

[codere]

[ Scooping a handful of icing into her hand as she slurps at it like a pig. What a brat. ]

I'll finish them when I feel like it.

[swordboning]

I thought you had a time schedule to keep. And don't eat all the frosting yourself because that's the only batch you're getting.

[codere]

[ ... gently squeezes her hand into a fist to let some of the frosting drop back into the bowl. ]

[swordboning]

The next time I offer to make extra for you, don't turn me down.

[Hah.....]

[codere]

I didn't want to get fat! [ Shaking her fingers off into the bowl.

Good thing Lee isn't too picky. ]

[swordboning]

Please make up your mind.

[Sheesh either eat it all or ask for extra!!

He needs to get starting on tracing, anyway. Though that'll take mere moments for such a simple weapon.]

[codere]

[ That leaves her to work on actually frosting up the cupcakes, working on them intently. She's not very good at it, but she makes up for it with gratuitous amounts of sugary green spread across the baked treats. ]

You should start a catering service sometime, Archer.

[swordboning]

Between making weapons, training others, and making large amounts of food, I won't have any time for you. I suppose I could quit my job but it's still a problem.