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I've never thought about it but I have a good idea as to where this is leading.

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I JUST TOLD YOU THAT IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CONVERSATION WITH SABER, STUPID.

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Then don't bring it up, idiot.

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DON'T CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AN IDIOT.

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Don't call your boyfriend stupid.

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[ That reminds her! ] The arrangement Saber had prior to arriving here was an unique one.
Did she tell you about it ??

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She never told me about it but I'm perfectly aware of it. She had a contract with Rin, who in turn used Shirou's connection with Saber to give him enough mana to use a Reality Marble.

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She specifically told me that Shirou and Rin were together while she was with Rin.

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They were, yes.

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TOGETHER.

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Yes. How do you think Rin formed a connection between herself and Shirou? I'll give you a hint. It's the same thing you did with me.

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THEY FUCKED ??
How does that work ??

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Can you use more appropriate words. But yes, they did.

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YOU'RE NOT EXPLAINING TO ME HOW IT WORKS.

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It's possible to form a contract between magi by using bodily fluids of that type. It's most efficient between a man and woman.

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IS THIS WHY YOU TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX WITH SABER ??
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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You said you didn't know how to make a magical contract the proper way so I gave you another option.

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So it's because of statements like that one where I get the wrong idea.
And now I think I'm dating Saber too ??

This is all your fault.

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...What?

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

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No, what you said before that.

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How many times do I have to say it before anyone believes me ??
I DON'T HANDLE PEOPLE WELL ╰། ᵒ̌ д ᵒ̌ །╯

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What does that have to do with not knowing if you're dating someone?

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The arrangement Saber was in before was identical to this one, but I guess it involves relationships ??
As if she was in love with her Master and her Master loved Shirou ?!
idk it's just weird !!

IT WAS MY PHRASING.

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What you're saying is that you're now in a relationship with both of us. Am I getting this right?