What do you even want me to do? If it's locked, that's your issue, not mine. If I have to break the door, that's money that we have to pay in reparations.
To put this in terms you'd understand, fifty-thousand points unlocks the door. one-hundred thousand would gain your respect and I assume one-hundred and fifty-thousand would mean something more intimate.
If I'm flooding the bathroom, that means I'll drown. Stupid. Don't you know anything?
[THUD! goes her head against the door. ] Archer, your craft is to create any weapon right? If you rip this door off the handle and swing it, doesn't it become a weapon?
So you can just make a new one! [ That's not how it works. ]
I hate to destroy your well thought plans but I get the feeling that any method other than playing this game will fail. That's the kind of things they do there.
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:13 am (UTC)What isn't funny? I haven't said or done a single humorous thing.
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:22 am (UTC)Just let me out already!
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:23 am (UTC)[Slowly starts padding away...!!!]
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:28 am (UTC)... she's clearly in the middle of the bathroom floor. ]
I'm going to die in here.
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:30 am (UTC)Secondly, no bathroom door locks on the outside. That would be stupid and bad design. Just unlock it yourself.
[Hangs around to say that.]
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:45 am (UTC)... yes that's her kicking the door while on the floor. She's throwing the biggest temper tantrum right now. ]
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:45 am (UTC)[That, he finds difficult to believe. Everything in this world basically revolved around technology.]
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:47 am (UTC)It's a sin to hack without a pair of panties on. Like, I'm pretty sure there's a law against it.
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:49 am (UTC)[No one can deny that.]
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)What are you going to do about breakfast? I'll starve if I'm in here the entire time.
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:52 am (UTC)[Come on, Rin. Budgets have to be balanced.]
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:55 am (UTC)Why did I leave my boots out there?
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:57 am (UTC)[Wow, a pause here. Mostly because something just opened up in front of Archer.]
...I wonder what this is.
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Date: 2015-01-07 07:59 am (UTC)[ Why hasn't he figured that out yet?! She kicks the door this time with both of her feet for emphasis. ]
I'm never taking a shower again!
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:02 am (UTC)...I see. If I can score 50,000 points, it'll unlock the door.
[Sigh.]
Sorry, Rin, but I hate video games.
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:03 am (UTC)[ Is that the sound of her entire body slamming into the door? ]
Fifty-thousand points to unlock the door? I'm worth at least one-hundred fifty-thousand!
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:08 am (UTC)That sector is denied to you, Archer! [ And that's the sound of her throwing her fists into the ground.
He's missing a quality temper tantrum here. ]
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:09 am (UTC)Good because I never planned on it. As a matter of fact, I don't plan on playing this game.
[That would require an order! Not the command spell version but one nonetheless.]
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:13 am (UTC)Once the bathroom is full of water, it'll start to leak out everywhere else. The damage will take you weeks to clean up.
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:14 am (UTC)[A beat.]
Don't say you won't because I'll make sure you pay for every cent.
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:17 am (UTC)If I'm flooding the bathroom, that means I'll drown. Stupid. Don't you know anything?
[ THUD! goes her head against the door. ] Archer, your craft is to create any weapon right? If you rip this door off the handle and swing it, doesn't it become a weapon?
So you can just make a new one! [ That's not how it works. ]
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:19 am (UTC)I hate to destroy your well thought plans but I get the feeling that any method other than playing this game will fail. That's the kind of things they do there.
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:23 am (UTC)I wouldn't like that if I was suddenly in another bathroom.
Especially since I left all my clothes out there. [ They're at his feet.
... they're a mess.
Everything about this is a mess. ]
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Date: 2015-01-07 08:25 am (UTC)[Beeps and boops as he pokes around at the game.]
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