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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.
From: [personal profile] codere
[ It's late at night do you know where your tsundere is???

She takes long showers. Unnecessarily long showers. In fact, she wastes a lot of water and the bathroom takes forever to empty itself of steam. This is one of those nights except after two hours, there's a series of loud thuds coming from the door. It lasts for about fifteen seconds the first time.

The second is about ten.

The third is five and follows with her screeching his name.
]

Date: 2015-01-07 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
That's not what I want at all! [ And if he's listening carefully, he can hear her complain under her breath: ]

I compliment your looks just once and you think I'm trying to seduce you.

Archer! This isn't funny, you know!

Date: 2015-01-07 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
You locked the door! [ There's another thud and the indistinguishable sound of her body sliding to the floor against it. ]

Just let me out already!

Date: 2015-01-07 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Archer! [ Her voice is distant now.

... she's clearly in the middle of the bathroom floor.
]

I'm going to die in here.

Date: 2015-01-07 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
I've tried, but it won't let me out! [ Thud, thud, thud.

... yes that's her kicking the door while on the floor. She's throwing the biggest temper tantrum right now.
]

Date: 2015-01-07 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
[ LOUD DRAMATIC SIGHING. ]

It's a sin to hack without a pair of panties on. Like, I'm pretty sure there's a law against it.

Date: 2015-01-07 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Then I'm going to stay here all night long. [ Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick. ]

What are you going to do about breakfast? I'll starve if I'm in here the entire time.

Date: 2015-01-07 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
As my Servant, my issues may as well be yours. [ Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick. Kick. ]

Why did I leave my boots out there?

Date: 2015-01-07 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
It's me being stuck in the bathroom is what it is!

[ Why hasn't he figured that out yet?! She kicks the door this time with both of her feet for emphasis. ]

I'm never taking a shower again!

Date: 2015-01-07 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Whaaaaaat?!

[ Is that the sound of her entire body slamming into the door? ]

Fifty-thousand points to unlock the door? I'm worth at least one-hundred fifty-thousand!

Date: 2015-01-07 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
You're not unlocking that door of mine! Off-limits! Out of bounds!

That sector is denied to you, Archer! [ And that's the sound of her throwing her fists into the ground.

He's missing a quality temper tantrum here.
]

Date: 2015-01-07 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Then I'll start by flooding the bathroom. [ She threatens out loud. ]

Once the bathroom is full of water, it'll start to leak out everywhere else. The damage will take you weeks to clean up.

Date: 2015-01-07 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
No way. I'll be dead.

If I'm flooding the bathroom, that means I'll drown. Stupid. Don't you know anything?

[ THUD! goes her head against the door. ] Archer, your craft is to create any weapon right? If you rip this door off the handle and swing it, doesn't it become a weapon?

So you can just make a new one! [ That's not how it works. ]

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