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[swordboning]

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[swordboning]

He's incapable of learning any useful magic, just like me.

[Shaking his head.]

If I had access to my Reality Marble, I could handle her easy. With Saber by my side, she would also be a pushover. I just want you to know that if it comes down to it. And Saber would not hesitate to fight Rider, considering they are complete opposites.

But this makes up my mind. You've already met Natalia. I trust her. In short, I'm going to have her teach you what you need to know. I don't know how you feel about that but, if needed, I will plead you to follow my advice.

[codere]

[ Reality Marble..? That sounds a lot like... ] That's your Noble Phantasm, isn't it?

Unlimited Blade Works.

[swordboning]

....yes. Who told you about that?

[Despite asking that question, he knows.]

1/2

[codere]

I've seen you use it.

Or at least, I've seen a 'you' use it. I don't think you're the same even if you look alike.

... just like I'm not the same as the Rin you have known. I'm just a cheap imitation who can't use boundary fields or heal my Servant.

[codere]

[ Smiling faintly at that. ] I'm going to learn from Natalia and be able to protect both Saber and you.

Then I'll find a way to find for you to have access to your reality marble.

[swordboning]

Rin...

[Sheesh. This was dumb.]

You're more than real for me.

[also...]

Would you like me to speak with Natalia or do you plan on doing it yourself?

[codere]

[ He's dumb. ] Why would I ever speak to her?

I'm already in her debt even if she doesn't think so. Accumulating so much in a short time is unbecoming and will reflect me as a person who only takes, and takes, and takes.

[swordboning]

I've done a lot of cooking and work for her. If you're in debt, my credit is your credit. So I would say you're even.

[codere]

Nonsense. I won't take credit for the things you've done, Archer.

That's criminal and irresponsible of me as your Master. As your, um, your other thing. That other thing.

[swordboning]

I'm guessing you mean girlfriend?

[codere]

Is that what you think of me? [ Just making sure. ]

[swordboning]

I thought we happened to be in that kind of relationship. If not, I'll cease speaking about it.

[codere]

[ Haa. ] That means I can call you my boyfriend instead of my Servant.

... right?

[swordboning]

I won't stop you from doing what you wish.

[But he did tell Saber to ask Natalia to teach Rin some magic.]

[codere]

What if I want to kiss you? Would you stop me then?

[ Probably.
This is the kitchen. ]

[swordboning]

As long as it doesn't take too much time and a certain someone is looking.

[AKA: Saber.

But he just needs to make this stuff bake, it's not that bad.]

[codere]

Oh.

[ Tilting her head. ] Archer, is this something we should keep from her?

[swordboning]

...I wouldn't know anything about that.

[Seriously said, as he pours the batter into cupcake papers.]

Out of all my experiences, that's not part of it.

[codere]

You have no experience in this thing? It feels kind of odd to keep it a secret, but... [ Lowering her face into her hands to run her fingers through her hair, she gives a heavy sigh. ]

I don't want anyone to be strained. We need her as much as she needs us, right?

[swordboning]

Do you want me to straight out explain it to her? I can handle that fairly easily.

betrayal

[codere]

How can you explain something like that to her-?! She'd probably accuse you of foul play.

And me of favoritism!

[swordboning]

I certainly can't say you're wrong. On the other hand, that's a risk I'm willing to take for you.

[codere]

That's just because you enjoy getting beat up.

[swordboning]

No, I don't. As a matter of fact, I sincerely dislike losing unless it serves a greater purpose.

[codere]

And what kind of purpose does losing serve? None that I can think of.

Either way, I suspect this is one of those situations where we'll lose no matter what.