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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

Regardless of how we feel, this senseless bickering needs to stop. If you're agitated with someone, you don't just stab them in the chest or punch them in their stupid chest-stabbing face.

[ That's as close as a confession to how wrong she is that anyone's going to get. ]

We all should be fortunate that we've been brought here together and learn to get along with one another.

[swordboning]

That's certainly a reply.

[An amused look is coming out!]

Thankfully, I don't care about the girl enough to be angry at what happened. I'm not going to senselessly avoid her nor am I going to pick a fight. What she does will be her own thing.

[codere]

[ Don't laugh at her when she's being serious!! ]

You should be better prepared so she doesn't inflict another wound on you.

That means we should resume our training!

[swordboning]

I'd rather not have to kill her, which means wounds are inevitable. But we can train, that I don't mind.

[codere]

For every opportunity you avoid getting hurt, I'll do a favor for you.

[ It comes out so sudden that even Rin herself is surprised by it. ] Ah-?! What did I just give my consent to-?!

[swordboning]

Does this mean talking my way out of a situation?

[This is important. Very important.]

[codere]

Y-Yes! Especially if you talk your way out of a situation or just fade into spirit form or something.

[ She's going to have to devote her life to chores now, she understands. ]

[swordboning]

I'll take that offer.

[And make her wear decent clothes all the time and learn magic from various people and shit like that.]

You may not like some of the things I have you do though.

[codere]

I won't back down from an agreement just because it's stuff I'm disinterested in. As long as you don't get hurt again without reason, I'll continue to oblige by our contract.

[ Everything is terrible. ]

[swordboning]

I should do something similar for you....

[He trails off, thinking about it.]

[codere]

What do you mean something similar-?!

Archer! [ How does Saber not hear her screaming half the time? ]

[swordboning]

If you do something I approve of, I'll do the same thing you just offered. Deal?

[codere]

I never do anything you approve of so deal. [ Good logic. ]

[swordboning]

You should work on that. Because if you do, I'll do whatever you say without complaint.

[Because he is always bitching.]

[codere]

That would be out of character for you so I think I'll settle on a pair of earplugs instead.

[ So harsh. ]

[swordboning]

Do you think I wouldn't be able to remove them?

[codere]

That's gross, Archer.

Don't be gross.

[swordboning]

It would only be gross if you don't clean your ears. Which I really hope you do.

[codere]

[ When was the last time she did that... ]

[swordboning]

Rin..........

[codere]

Archer, you shouldn't get into fights with little girls-! [ Great deflection skills there. ]

[swordboning]

....

[Grabbing her arm where she's unhurt and dragging her to the bathroom.]

[codere]

[ Digging her heels into the floor the best she can. ]

What's with that look-?!

[swordboning]

You're right. You are being disgusting.

[TO

THE

BATHROOM.]

[codere]

I just took a shower-! [ Everything is horrible why. ]