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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

That's certainly a reply.

[An amused look is coming out!]

Thankfully, I don't care about the girl enough to be angry at what happened. I'm not going to senselessly avoid her nor am I going to pick a fight. What she does will be her own thing.

[codere]

[ Don't laugh at her when she's being serious!! ]

You should be better prepared so she doesn't inflict another wound on you.

That means we should resume our training!

[swordboning]

I'd rather not have to kill her, which means wounds are inevitable. But we can train, that I don't mind.

[codere]

For every opportunity you avoid getting hurt, I'll do a favor for you.

[ It comes out so sudden that even Rin herself is surprised by it. ] Ah-?! What did I just give my consent to-?!

[swordboning]

Does this mean talking my way out of a situation?

[This is important. Very important.]

[codere]

Y-Yes! Especially if you talk your way out of a situation or just fade into spirit form or something.

[ She's going to have to devote her life to chores now, she understands. ]

[swordboning]

I'll take that offer.

[And make her wear decent clothes all the time and learn magic from various people and shit like that.]

You may not like some of the things I have you do though.

[codere]

I won't back down from an agreement just because it's stuff I'm disinterested in. As long as you don't get hurt again without reason, I'll continue to oblige by our contract.

[ Everything is terrible. ]

[swordboning]

I should do something similar for you....

[He trails off, thinking about it.]

[codere]

What do you mean something similar-?!

Archer! [ How does Saber not hear her screaming half the time? ]

[swordboning]

If you do something I approve of, I'll do the same thing you just offered. Deal?

[codere]

I never do anything you approve of so deal. [ Good logic. ]

[swordboning]

You should work on that. Because if you do, I'll do whatever you say without complaint.

[Because he is always bitching.]

[codere]

That would be out of character for you so I think I'll settle on a pair of earplugs instead.

[ So harsh. ]

[swordboning]

Do you think I wouldn't be able to remove them?

[codere]

That's gross, Archer.

Don't be gross.

[swordboning]

It would only be gross if you don't clean your ears. Which I really hope you do.

[codere]

[ When was the last time she did that... ]

[swordboning]

Rin..........

[codere]

Archer, you shouldn't get into fights with little girls-! [ Great deflection skills there. ]

[swordboning]

....

[Grabbing her arm where she's unhurt and dragging her to the bathroom.]

[codere]

[ Digging her heels into the floor the best she can. ]

What's with that look-?!

[swordboning]

You're right. You are being disgusting.

[TO

THE

BATHROOM.]

[codere]

I just took a shower-! [ Everything is horrible why. ]

[swordboning]

I'm just going to clean out your ears before you get an infection.